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Subrat SaurabhAuthor of Kuch Woh Pal
A little black woodpecker had its
beak stuck in the hollow bark of a tree.
It fluttered and twitched, hoping for release,
all to no avail. Eventually, it gave up,
knowing that its demise was certain,
and after I saw its submission, I went out and climbed the
tree and gently pulled it free.
But what happened in the process, was that a part of its
beak chipped and remained stuck in the wood.
The bird, in fear, spasmed and died
A little black woodpecker had its
beak stuck in the hollow bark of a tree.
It fluttered and twitched, hoping for release,
all to no avail. Eventually, it gave up,
knowing that its demise was certain,
and after I saw its submission, I went out and climbed the
tree and gently pulled it free.
But what happened in the process, was that a part of its
beak chipped and remained stuck in the wood.
The bird, in fear, spasmed and died in my hands; And then,
all I could do was weep.
Weep and weep and weep,
for I was now the murderer of something that death had already
consumed.
I was no one’s saviour. No one’s.
A poet writes, to be able to remember
that there lies an unfinished poem
on his desk, waiting to be completed,
as he sits on his pot, taking a shit;
a poet writes so that he can bear the
weight of food,
crashing against his oesophagus;
a poet writes to be able to
gather the strength, to walk down the
doctor’s corridor, for a prostrate exam;
a poet writes to be able to open a
jar of pickles;
a poet writes to
A poet writes, to be able to remember
that there lies an unfinished poem
on his desk, waiting to be completed,
as he sits on his pot, taking a shit;
a poet writes so that he can bear the
weight of food,
crashing against his oesophagus;
a poet writes to be able to
gather the strength, to walk down the
doctor’s corridor, for a prostrate exam;
a poet writes to be able to open a
jar of pickles;
a poet writes to be able to fuck;
a poet writes to be able to guide his glass
of whiskey, all the way to his mouth, and
gulp it all down knowing that
he would only be able to work better;
a poet writes to be able to make a pile
out of the empty lighters he is so
exhausted to refill;
a poet writes to be able to afford a
packet of ramen;
and his gastritis medications;
and his melatonin strips;
and his Vitamin B’s;
and his apples;
and his condoms;
and his electrolytes;
the rest is useless.
A poet writes so that he is able to
stand above the body of the
cockroach he had squashed under his feet,
knowing that he has the power to
immortalise death;
and to have the courage to get a
root canal treatment; and also, a
cyst removal;
a poet writes to be able to read;
and to be able to
sleep; and digest; and yawn; and
stretch; and sneeze; and
clip his toenails; and blink;
and piss; and meditate; but most
importantly, a poet writes,
to be able to relax his lungs.
And, my friend,
there is no one who can change that.
‘If a poet falls in love with you,
you can never die,’
I read somewhere.
But what if he burns his art, O foolish stranger?
What if he burns his poems?
Isn't that the most painful
kind of death there is?
You get a small taste of immortality,
before you're stripped of it;
before you're forced into being a simple
mortal,
who'll never be
remembered by anyone,
all over again.
I see nothing worse th
‘If a poet falls in love with you,
you can never die,’
I read somewhere.
But what if he burns his art, O foolish stranger?
What if he burns his poems?
Isn't that the most painful
kind of death there is?
You get a small taste of immortality,
before you're stripped of it;
before you're forced into being a simple
mortal,
who'll never be
remembered by anyone,
all over again.
I see nothing worse than that.
Mr. Bootyhole hung a photo frame over
the wall, and
came home to find it shattered.
He did not know whom or what to blame:
the weight of the body of the frame;
the tree it was cut from;
the mud the sapling was planted in;
the high definition of the picture;
the printer which took forth the job of printing it;
the glass embedded within;
the improper making of the brick
Mr. Bootyhole hung a photo frame over
the wall, and
came home to find it shattered.
He did not know whom or what to blame:
the weight of the body of the frame;
the tree it was cut from;
the mud the sapling was planted in;
the high definition of the picture;
the printer which took forth the job of printing it;
the glass embedded within;
the improper making of the bricks-
included, but not limited to the furnace
they were baked in, the manager, and the one who
gave them shape;
the frailty of the nail which held it in place;
the weak blows of the hammer;
its slippery grip;
the paint on the wall;
the humidity of the room;
global warming;
the lightbulb over the frame;
its filament;
the electricity wires running in the walls;
the wind that blew in through the window;
or his own incompetence.
All he knew was that he needed to
find a broom, before
his cat injured her paws.
“Cockroaches in my desk; an ode to father’s shit” is a book about a man’s obsessive and frightening descent into his obsession with shit. Our protagonist is one who saw something quite unusual at an early age: he witnessed his father excrete red shit. Now years later, when this peculiar character stumbles upon his first job in the corporate industry, his obsessions and explosive nature guide his actions at every turn; and not for the be
“Cockroaches in my desk; an ode to father’s shit” is a book about a man’s obsessive and frightening descent into his obsession with shit. Our protagonist is one who saw something quite unusual at an early age: he witnessed his father excrete red shit. Now years later, when this peculiar character stumbles upon his first job in the corporate industry, his obsessions and explosive nature guide his actions at every turn; and not for the better. From admissions of crimes to confessions of carnal desires, from his traumatic past to inflicting apathetic pain, and from enticing hobbies to psychopathic yearnings, this novel jumps from the past to the present, while our protagonist maintains this diary, reciting the various incidents that have occurred and are ongoing. His witty humour, unusual thought process, and the ability to always have an explanation in his favour drive him through the plot. The book contains the protagonist’s raw encounters, which can surely amuse but occasionally even disturb the reader. But in the end, he is a person you cannot love or hate; as you start leaning towards one side of this scale, the weights tip, leaving you in conflict all over again.
Another thing I must mention are the cockroaches. All of those who fall into the well of madness have one anchor that pulls them to the depths; these roaches are it. Their existence is not the question of the book; what they bring to the table is.
“Cockroaches in my desk; an ode to father’s shit” is a book about a man’s obsessive and frightening descent into his obsession with shit. Our protagonist is one who saw something quite unusual at an early age: he witnessed his father excrete red shit. Now years later, when this peculiar character stumbles upon his first job in the corporate industry, his obsessions and explosive nature guide his actions at every turn; and not for the be
“Cockroaches in my desk; an ode to father’s shit” is a book about a man’s obsessive and frightening descent into his obsession with shit. Our protagonist is one who saw something quite unusual at an early age: he witnessed his father excrete red shit. Now years later, when this peculiar character stumbles upon his first job in the corporate industry, his obsessions and explosive nature guide his actions at every turn; and not for the better. From admissions of crimes to confessions of carnal desires, from his traumatic past to inflicting apathetic pain, and from enticing hobbies to psychopathic yearnings, this novel jumps from the past to the present, while our protagonist maintains this diary, reciting the various incidents that have occurred and are ongoing. His witty humour, unusual thought process, and the ability to always have an explanation in his favour drive him through the plot. The book contains the protagonist’s raw encounters, which can surely amuse but occasionally even disturb the reader. But in the end, he is a person you cannot love or hate; as you start leaning towards one side of this scale, the weights tip, leaving you in conflict all over again.
Another thing I must mention are the cockroaches. All of those who fall into the well of madness have one anchor that pulls them to the depths; these roaches are it. Their existence is not the question of the book; what they bring to the table is.
Mr. Bootyhole hung a photo frame over
the wall, and
came home to find it shattered.
He did not know whom or what to blame:
the weight of the body of the frame;
the tree it was cut from;
the mud the sapling was planted in;
the high definition of the picture;
the printer which took forth the job of printing it;
the glass embedded within;
the improper making of the brick
Mr. Bootyhole hung a photo frame over
the wall, and
came home to find it shattered.
He did not know whom or what to blame:
the weight of the body of the frame;
the tree it was cut from;
the mud the sapling was planted in;
the high definition of the picture;
the printer which took forth the job of printing it;
the glass embedded within;
the improper making of the bricks-
included, but not limited to the furnace
they were baked in, the manager, and the one who
gave them shape;
the frailty of the nail which held it in place;
the weak blows of the hammer;
its slippery grip;
the paint on the wall;
the humidity of the room;
global warming;
the lightbulb over the frame;
its filament;
the electricity wires running in the walls;
the wind that blew in through the window;
or his own incompetence.
All he knew was that he needed to
find a broom, before
his cat injured her paws.
A little black woodpecker had its
beak stuck in the hollow bark of a tree.
It fluttered and twitched, hoping for release,
all to no avail. Eventually, it gave up,
knowing that its demise was certain,
and after I saw its submission, I went out and climbed the
tree and gently pulled it free.
But what happened in the process, was that a part of its
beak chipped and remained stuck in the wood.
The bird, in fear, spasmed and died
A little black woodpecker had its
beak stuck in the hollow bark of a tree.
It fluttered and twitched, hoping for release,
all to no avail. Eventually, it gave up,
knowing that its demise was certain,
and after I saw its submission, I went out and climbed the
tree and gently pulled it free.
But what happened in the process, was that a part of its
beak chipped and remained stuck in the wood.
The bird, in fear, spasmed and died in my hands; And then,
all I could do was weep.
Weep and weep and weep,
for I was now the murderer of something that death had already
consumed.
I was no one’s saviour. No one’s.
A poet writes, to be able to remember
that there lies an unfinished poem
on his desk, waiting to be completed,
as he sits on his pot, taking a shit;
a poet writes so that he can bear the
weight of food,
crashing against his oesophagus;
a poet writes to be able to
gather the strength, to walk down the
doctor’s corridor, for a prostrate exam;
a poet writes to be able to open a
jar of pickles;
a poet writes to
A poet writes, to be able to remember
that there lies an unfinished poem
on his desk, waiting to be completed,
as he sits on his pot, taking a shit;
a poet writes so that he can bear the
weight of food,
crashing against his oesophagus;
a poet writes to be able to
gather the strength, to walk down the
doctor’s corridor, for a prostrate exam;
a poet writes to be able to open a
jar of pickles;
a poet writes to be able to fuck;
a poet writes to be able to guide his glass
of whiskey, all the way to his mouth, and
gulp it all down knowing that
he would only be able to work better;
a poet writes to be able to make a pile
out of the empty lighters he is so
exhausted to refill;
a poet writes to be able to afford a
packet of ramen;
and his gastritis medications;
and his melatonin strips;
and his Vitamin B’s;
and his apples;
and his condoms;
and his electrolytes;
the rest is useless.
A poet writes so that he is able to
stand above the body of the
cockroach he had squashed under his feet,
knowing that he has the power to
immortalise death;
and to have the courage to get a
root canal treatment; and also, a
cyst removal;
a poet writes to be able to read;
and to be able to
sleep; and digest; and yawn; and
stretch; and sneeze; and
clip his toenails; and blink;
and piss; and meditate; but most
importantly, a poet writes,
to be able to relax his lungs.
And, my friend,
there is no one who can change that.
‘If a poet falls in love with you,
you can never die,’
I read somewhere.
But what if he burns his art, O foolish stranger?
What if he burns his poems?
Isn't that the most painful
kind of death there is?
You get a small taste of immortality,
before you're stripped of it;
before you're forced into being a simple
mortal,
who'll never be
remembered by anyone,
all over again.
I see nothing worse th
‘If a poet falls in love with you,
you can never die,’
I read somewhere.
But what if he burns his art, O foolish stranger?
What if he burns his poems?
Isn't that the most painful
kind of death there is?
You get a small taste of immortality,
before you're stripped of it;
before you're forced into being a simple
mortal,
who'll never be
remembered by anyone,
all over again.
I see nothing worse than that.
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